Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

Full Screw

Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).

Full screw, man. Got it last week!

by antrobed October 30, 2010

royally screwed

When one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears seemingly impossible to change. i.e. Much worse than screwed

My senior thesis is due tomorrow and I have no research, no concepts, and above all no time to even b.s. one. I am royally screwed.

by Aria Wild February 5, 2004

Screwby

A word invented by Stafford in Generation Kill meaning either "that sucks" or "that's cool".

Chaffin: She's a bookkeeper.
Espera: Cockkeeper.
Stafford: Oh, screwby, dawg.

by MananaFizzBitch September 26, 2008

Screwball

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screw up

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

by Nicole February 16, 2004

screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

by Carl Otto January 1, 2008