scrootching

it's like cuddling but better

"So what'd yall do last night?"
"We were watching tv and scrootching."

by Gishee October 24, 2011

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

scronch

To grab a woman's breasts from the outer side and squeeze them together toward the middle, ie, pushing inward from the outside, so that they are tightly squeezed together.

I scronched Sherri's tits together and gave her the titty-fucking of a lifetime!!!

by Autodonk April 28, 2009

Scrotch

~A personal problem relating to an un-releivable itch near your neather reigions.
~To scratch an itch that is near your neather regions

~MAN! I wish that I didn't have such a bad scrotch on my butt!
~Zach, stop scrotching yourself, its impolite.

by It's Me! February 19, 2004

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004

scrotch on the rocks

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks

excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

by Deadskin July 7, 2009

Scrotch

Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.

"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014