scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

Scinging

The action of singing yet screaming at the same time

“Wanna hear me scring?”
“Sure”
“Yay you’re scinging”

by bingobongo April 20, 2019

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action

The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.

by Accounting guy November 24, 2014

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

Scroging

The act of having sex.

I can't wait for the Scroging me and my girlfriend are going to do tonight.

by RealEyeBrows July 13, 2016

scoring

Irish slang for "necking" or "making out."

I saw them scoring in the back of the bar.

by modgun April 24, 2011