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Schlumpt

To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.
Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.
by Heat Mieser May 6, 2018
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sclum

Sclum (sk-lume) : A word defining something, someone , or somewhere as weird or odd.
"Jeff why are you acting like a sclum?"

"This milk smells sclumy."

"I don't want to eat there again, that place was sclumy."
by Yeetmobile June 15, 2018
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Sclamp

When you sit on your balls when going to the bathroom
"dude i totally sclamped my balls last night it hurt like hell."
by NamedAcrobat619 September 20, 2019
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Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009
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Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill
person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af
by suh bih June 5, 2016
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Scrumplet

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010
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line of scrumpage

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009
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