eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

edward scissorhands

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

by aisarete July 12, 2007

paper rock scissors

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.

You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.

by Luridforest June 16, 2017

scissor queen

the dominant female in a group of lesbians engaging in the sexual act of scissoring

Friend: How was last night?

Michelle: It was spectacular, I scissored the shit out of Susan.

Friend: You Fuckin Scissor Queen!

by TheOGScissorQueen December 19, 2013

Sideways scissor

When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.

Man I did her sideways scissor last night and I am exhausted.

by Edward scissor hands February 11, 2021

Power Scissoring

A more extreme version of regular scissoring which is a Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".

When Christina and her crew aren't at the Bower getting destroyed on Geisha shots and raving to housey beats they are back at the spot power scissoring each other until either someone passes out or the sun comes up

by Ran84 May 14, 2015

scissor doors

Doors on cars that open up, made famous by the italian Car company Lamborghini and are nowbeing put on new Mercedes(the fastest ones) and other futuristic cars

These doors can be put on any car for the right price
Only look good on Coupe(s)(2 door cars)

"dam look at those phat scissor doors on that 'benz, i wish i had enough money to get that"

by Pipucho October 10, 2005