Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
Get the Schmegmamug. Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
Get the Schmegma surprisemug. Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.
by Booboothatdude January 26, 2022
Get the Schmegmamug.