scheiße

Literally meaning "shit" in German, many Gringos use it to sound cool, or just a substitution, using it in situations much like when they would use "damnit," "crap," and the like.

Person 1: Dude, you know there's a five page history report due tomorrow.

Person 2: scheiße!

by Sylvia J. Wei January 1, 2005

schneider

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

by LTkage May 12, 2017

Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

-or-

Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

-or-

Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

-or-

Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

Scheibeling

to Scheibel something. a verb. often used in work environments to describe behavior or events that are not of the norm. becoming more popular as face book grows and is probably illegal in most states. accept the dirty ones like Kentucky or Philadelphia , new Delaware or regular Carolina. probably of a sexual nature or with bad intentions or lack of well thought out results.

a man hitting on a women that is not intrested but still feels the need to make her creeped out can be said that he is Scheibeling

by taterofswc March 8, 2010

Rob Schneider

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners

If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.

by thierryhenry January 6, 2006

Schneidered

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.

A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.

by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003