A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.
The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.
The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.
"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"
by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009
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We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.
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Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.
Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
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by Janet blotchy October 29, 2019
Get the Schafer mug.A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.
Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.
Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!
Are you schafering your homework?
Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!
Why are you schafering that essay?
Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!
Are you schafering your homework?
Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!
Why are you schafering that essay?
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