Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

fat swaffer

That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.

Jeez! Have you seen Jenny lately? She's a real Fat Swaffer now!

by tjpizza January 10, 2017

bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English

Shut up You scone scoffer

by Skin ed June 26, 2020

caleb schaffer

A hot guy with a massive cock named shawn. Best fortnite player in the world. Takes no Ls. Nick name Is leb and he is not a FN

Caleb Schaffer is not a FN

by Dev Dawgs Father December 29, 2021

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010

Scoffer

Someone who does not believe the still as of yet unproven arrogant theistic claim that "God exists" despite the total lack of empirical evidence for any God(s) what so ever, and despite having thousands of years head start to find any.

Arrogant theist:God loves you!

Skeptical atheist: Prove it.

Arrogant theist: (walking away) That Hellbound atheist is such a scoffer just because I can't actually prove God exists.

by tekphreak March 12, 2013