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Tenor Saxophone

1. An instrument that is superior in all ways to any other saxophones,
especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies
and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon
of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars.

2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to
generate the optimal improvisational solo.

3. A tool of great justice.
1. "Damn, Michael Brecker can do whatever the hell he wants to with a tenor
sax."

"Yeah, I bet he can feed hungry orphans with that thing."

2. "Dude, Coltrane must have been smoking something good when he played Giant
Steps, because these changes are fucking redonkulous."

3. " And then I foiled his evil plan with my Tenor Saxophone."
by A Very Saxy Man January 21, 2009
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saori

Saori is a beautiful Japanese name translated to bloom in English. She is very clever strong and smart. She would do anything to make her family happy. Be carefully if you bully a saori you will get beat up. She can get away from trouble easily and She is the perfect kawaii girl you will ever know.
Woman:you are in trouble
Saori:pwease..
Woman:fine, you're no longer in trouble.
by mamamamamamapop May 24, 2018
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Saxon Jin

Individual that has the intellectual and physical capabilities to accomplish their aspirations.

Individual that has yet to utilize said "intellectual and physical capabilities" to understand their aspirations are attainable, after all anything is attainable given time and effort.
What a Saxon Jin!

They're actually a Saxon Jin, they just need some time.
Woah! You're a Saxon Jin? I don't believe in myself so it's hard to think I'll be able to accomplish anything but if I'm with you I think your Saxoning might just rub off on me.
by Shoi Shoi December 21, 2016
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Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.
Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
by Quagman November 27, 2012
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saxophone

strongbad should play a saxophone
by kameron March 20, 2004
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Satoru Gojo

The sexiest mf in all of anime. He’s definitely packing and has a god complex. Mappa’s favorite.
You let your girl watch Jujutsu Kaisen?

I did.... she left me for Satoru Gojo and I understand.
by Bakuhoe March 17, 2021
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saxobeat

a man who makes a woman move like a freak.
Lucy: last night Ronald grabbed my butt and made me move like a freak, he's such a saxobeat.
by omglifestyle September 1, 2011
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