Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.

I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!

by mrkron January 9, 2012

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

sandinista

Also the name of an album by The Clash, although it was named after the aformentioned liberation front.

Sandinista is one of The Clash's most experimental albums.

by D4NZ0R February 24, 2004

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007

sandnigger shit

a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger

The line at Mcdonalds

Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?

sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE

nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first

sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.

by sandnigger%! July 30, 2013

sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017