Salad

Expensive leaf nonsense.

No, I do not want any salad. Expensive leaf nonsense is for rabbits, and I am not a rabbit.

by loserkingg September 17, 2018

salad

someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.

girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"

by justanotherurbangirl March 22, 2016

salad

salad = fresh.
fresh, new, innovative, POPPIN things.

those kicks are so fresh they're salad yo

dawg that shirt is sooo salad!!

by squid and jellyfish October 21, 2010

Salad

An adjective used to describe a soft action.

Friend: I'm kind of in the mood to stay in tonight and watch movies with my chick.

Me: That is straight salad.

by bwhalen18 December 8, 2010

salad

The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.

When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".

by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006

Salad

A word describing something or someone that’s weird/gross/disgusting.

“Oh he’s a fucking salad, he hangs with those people”

“They’re a bunch of salads I swear”
*salad emoji*

by Dubberrucks October 2, 2019

Salad

A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.

Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad

by Adam Hobbs May 14, 2008