sal

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root

to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car

by Alaska490 June 30, 2009

sal

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian

1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal

by The Giorgi March 17, 2009

sals

An acronym standing for "self-aggrandizing little sh*ts". This is a way to refer to (usually young) people who spend time telling others how great they are for relatively mundane accomplishments or who demand a level of respect that they haven't earned. Can be used to describe an individual or a group. "Sallies" can used as a feminine modifier.

"Those guys at table 12 sure are sals. This is Denny's, for crying out loud. If they snap their fingers at me one more time, they are getting the special sauce."

by Spanktastic Tom October 22, 2007

Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

sal fisher

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.

A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.

by v0cal0id March 8, 2021

Sal Maneuver

The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver

(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)

Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days

Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months

Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?

Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!

*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*

by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014

Uncle Sal

A family member who is dirty and rude. He cant be left alone with teenage girls in a room. But you still invite him to a family get together, just to be nice.

Dont leave uncle sal alone with the girls.

by Allme15 October 1, 2013