Facial expression that shows deep distraction. Sampaju faces are characterized for eyes focused on nowhere, semi- opened mouth, and react a little slow when they're called. When you see someone with a Sampaju face, you should definetively be careful, their stupidity is contagious.
Guy: Hey, did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.
by youwillbethedeathofme April 18, 2009
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by quackity (ipad kid) April 25, 2021
Get the sampam mug.A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.
Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.
Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
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by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
Get the Fruit sample mug.1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.
2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."
2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."
by Meat-Samplin' Mac December 26, 2007
Get the meat-sampler mug.Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.
Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010
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I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.
I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.
I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.
by DVJ February 4, 2014
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