schwind

a very sexy last name only for the nicest boy in the universe. a guy with the last name schwind loves his girlfriend and is extrmemely nice and caring. he is funny and absolutely adorable

Schwind loves his girlfriend.

by Anonnnnynynymusssss June 13, 2008

Schwinger

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!

Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

schwing

Characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action

"I just saw your Mom...she made me go SCHWING!!!!"

"Dude...no work?!?!? SCHWING!"

by Ally and Becca May 19, 2005

Schwindelfreude

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.

I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"

by genericwaz January 7, 2010

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

Sachin p

The most Innocent person who speaks his heart out. Seems to be shy at the first look, but then proves that he is entirely opposite. Even though he lags with his attendance pretends to be the university Topper. He is very quiet to begin with but after a few minutes he will not shut up. Always tells that he is good at every games but his friends have never seen him play and doesn't know to play cricket. Has great skill to pitty his friends. Man at his looks, kid at his heart.

Sachin is basically the guy, Everyone secretly wants to be. He is honest and trustworthy. His friends circle widens day by day.he is super hungry 24/7 . He loves watching funny comedy shows with extra muchies.

I met Sachin p , he was very cool.

by Cruzdipererra June 16, 2019

schwing-schwong

The male reproductive organ.

My schwing-schwong hurts.

by Economilx June 29, 2006