Swamp

To slap someone across the face with a dried up, crusty, cum-filled tissue.

Prounounced like "stamp".

Wraivyn swamped Chris for being such a d-bag on Vent."

by Kahnrad January 23, 2009

swamp

A word used for any bad situation or action performed by another living thing. Sometimes can be used to mean good when a situation is so bad that it's damn right good.

"hey mate can I get a lift in with you tomorrow?"

"Nah you stink the car bruv"

"wtf man don't be so swamp"
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"dude did you see that guy licking the tables last night? embarrassing"

"omg yeah that guy was just being a massive swamp!"

by HOWZAAAT. not out. June 28, 2016

swamped

the act of borrowing golf carts to drive around on teh golf course at night.

man we swamped good last night

by steven February 13, 2003

swamp

verb

One is said to swamp a forty when one drinks it down somewhat and tops it back off with orange juice.

Hand me that OJ, I need to swamp this OE.

by Dirty Dan Sin September 27, 2006

Swamp Lily

A name for woman's genitalia that has become extremely moist and subsequently inflamed to the point that it looks like a wet, strange flower.

After eating her out for 45 minutes she had crazy swamp lily going on.

by Sienna Sleigh April 6, 2013

Swamp buggy

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two butt cheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly.

As Jill was laying face down on the bed. Jake snuck up behind her, grasping her butt cheeks and proceeded to give her a swamp buggy.

by J-Mazon May 11, 2010

rickety swamp

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017