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tatical suspenderts

when you tactically drop suspenderts on their heads because of the tactical mountain dew.
tatical suspenderts is when you need to drop suspenders on their heads.
by OCD MATE September 18, 2017
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Belt-and-suspenders

The act of making hard love to another. I’m talking a really deep dicking.
“Oh man, one night I really gave my ole’ lady the belt-and-suspenders while we were on vacation at Great Wolf Lodge with our 4 kids”
by KML Messcast October 22, 2022
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[suppenders]

Bill!! Let's get ta the permida and buy ya some new suppenders!
by berneece February 5, 2009
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surprended

-adjective

The feeling of being both surprised and offended.
-After Kimberly showed Raquel the outfit she was going to wear to Jimmy's Christmas party, Kimberly was immediately surprended when she saw Raquel in that exact outfit.

-Regina was surprended when she found out her boyfriend was sleeping with another man.

-Despite the fact that she dressed like a boy her entire life, Emily's mom was surprended to find out she was lesbian.
by Jim_Cam December 9, 2016
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suspenders

When a girls tits are laying out and too much cleavage is exposed
person: Hey Rebecca! you need some suspenders!
by Liz Waters January 1, 2007
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suspenders

An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.
Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)
by William Stephens May 3, 2006
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Suspense

When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.
Phil: So what are we?
Gwyn: We're people phil. Now listen to this new Gambino track please.
Phil: Fuck this suspense man.
by Joeytrap July 3, 2018
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