Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks 

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

sucks to be you 

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

sucks to be you by Conor June 15, 2004

sucks and blows 

a word tha combines the terms 'That sucks' and 'That blows' to make a fun way to say something is disappointing. Often used by Bart Simpson.

"Oh Man! That sucks and blows!"

sucks and blows by gracie April 18, 2005

sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.

"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."

sucks balls by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

sucks 360 

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.

Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?

sucks 360 by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

Sucks to Suck 

(It) "Sucks to Suck: is a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. Coined by Amy MacDonald.

Kavon: I hate trivia crack, I always lose.
Annie: Sucks to suck!

Kavon: I'm cold! You threw snow in my face!
Annie: Oh well, sucks to suck.

Sucks to Suck by johnfitzgerald22 March 1, 2015

Sucks Penis 

a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.

Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?

Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?

Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: This sucks penis!

Sucks Penis by d.murph.girl April 4, 2009