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subaru is patrick
who’s subaru? i call patrick subaru.
by sigmanoar March 8, 2025
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It’s the gay spin of the mini van! With two guys….. one stands behind the other…. He hooks 🪝 his ✌️ fingers up the guys nose for leverage, and then he uses his free hand to fist him!
Nate couldn’t wait to get Reuben home and preform the Subaru on him!
by Grammypammy April 3, 2025
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Subaru

It’s the gay spin of the mini van! With two guys….. one stands behind the other…. He hooks 🪝 his ✌️ fingers up the guys nose for leverage, and then he uses his free hand to fist him!
Nate couldn’t wait to get Reuben home and preform the Subaru on him!
by Grammypammy April 3, 2025
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pagani tryna do his job and subaru j be geeking🥀
by lebronjameshairline May 22, 2025
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Subaru Leone

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.
Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.
by Swifty Man February 21, 2009
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subaru outback

An all-wheel drive vehicle made for the wanderlust spirit. The extra space in the hatch-back makes it perfect for lesbians who are tired of life in their current standing and just want to live in their car and find other lesbians on all kinds of adventures.
James: I really like the new girl, Ashley. She is fine as hell!
Frank: Tough shit, man. She drives a Subaru Outback, she's totally gay.
by thefeministRealistman December 3, 2016
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Subaru'd

To get screwed over on the road by the inexplicably poor driving of another, generally characterized by either a complete lack of awareness that the driver is operating a motor vehicle or that their are other cars on the road. Often associated with oblivious-to-the-point-of-dangerous driving.
"Why did that car just stop on the on-ramp instead of merging?" "I don't know dude, but we just got subaru'd again"

"Is your turn signal broken or did you just subaru me?"

"I'm getting subaru'd by this jerk doing 15 in a 35."
by Learn What Yield Means July 23, 2012
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