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Subaru'd

To get screwed over on the road by the inexplicably poor driving of another, generally characterized by either a complete lack of awareness that the driver is operating a motor vehicle or that their are other cars on the road. Often associated with oblivious-to-the-point-of-dangerous driving.
"Why did that car just stop on the on-ramp instead of merging?" "I don't know dude, but we just got subaru'd again"

"Is your turn signal broken or did you just subaru me?"

"I'm getting subaru'd by this jerk doing 15 in a 35."
by Learn What Yield Means July 23, 2012
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subaru dealership

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011
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subaru driver

a lesbian.

Subaru's early 90's campaign slogan "It's Not A Choice, It's The Way We're Built," was specifically targeted towards the U.S. gay community. Subaru has been so successful at attracting gay customers that some drivers consider themselves members of a "club," in which fellow Subaru owners share an implied message behind their cars' brand.

For several years, Subaru advertising has targeted gays, partially through its support of the Rainbow Card program, a Visa card that generates money to support AIDS research and other gay-related causes.
"So I was at the cafe down the street and in walk these two women, they wouldn't give me the time of day -- Definitely Subaru Drivers."
by brucewayne March 18, 2005
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Subaru Duck

Literally Snek's pfp
Snek's pfp is the fuggin Subaru Duck
by Kamackey June 14, 2021
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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
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Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).
"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"
by johndoeaa July 21, 2009
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de-subaru-sensitized

To become less aware of the presence of Subarus, typically resulting from exposure to a large number of them.
I've been de-subaru-sensitized after living in vermont
by word-adder-person March 23, 2012
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