Ted Striker syndrome

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.

Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face

by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013

Well known striker

Alex Kingi-Booth

Marcos “look at Alex’s shot” Jule “he’s a well known striker” Marcos “very good my friend”

by Marcus rashford November 14, 2021

The Striker Special

Where you Titan Slam right in the center of her Twilight Gap

Damn Shaxx just did The Striker Special to Mara Sov

by Trinity Spectre December 21, 2019

street striker

when you spit your used chewing gum or skittles up into the air and kick it at an aimed target

a unique idea from the imfamous michael wood, known for his sweaty ball sack

MICHAEL: STREET STRIKER!!

BAM! hits target in the face
crowd : ohhhhhhh !!!!

by chink101011 September 20, 2011

Best striker itw

The best striker in the world is commonly referred to as Harry Edward Kane MBE. Kane received this title in the 2014/15 season as he lit up the premier league at a young age. He has continued giving defenders nightmares ever since, especially Arsenal and Leicester City defenders.

Aubameyang fan: “hey who’s the best striker itw?”
Intellectual: “Not Aubameyang, it’s definitely Harry Kane.”
Aubameyang fan: “aight safe I’ll rep Kane from now on.”

by celsoball May 27, 2020

napoleon striker

When you’re fucking a bitch and you blow your load up her nostrils and scream “VOTE FOR PEDRO”

“What happened to your nose Susy?” “I went on a tinder date with this random guy and he gave me a real hefty Napoleon Striker!”

by Rick Chovski July 9, 2018

Rail Striker

cocaine user

“Dude i can’t be striking any more rails, i’m on probation.”

“What, you’re gonna claim the name ‘Ex-Rail Striker’? hah, that’s a good one”

by [N A M E] January 1, 2023