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Story Tale

Nathalie: I love story tales.
Everyone else: What the fuck is a story tale?
by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 19, 2019
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Story of Undertale

it goes like this:

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
it has more but I can't type it
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
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Story Up

A Phrase used in calling someone's bluff or in casually suggesting that they are flat out lying to you or others. Can be used as a sarcastic command to deter a person from lying, or as a verb, generally in past or future tenses.
Command: "There's no way you survived a car crash like that. Story up, man, story up."

Verb: "I'll have to story up if she asks me where I've been."
by Backspin August 4, 2005
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Story Of Undertale

the greatest thing to ever exist. a godly song that everyone shall cherish
story of undertale is the greatest song to ever exist
by Youmemichael February 5, 2021
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story hop

When in mid story, narrator decides that another story is better suited for the occasion. They then promptly switch stories with no warning.
Guy 1 "So just yesterday I was pulling out of my driveway when - Dude! Yesterday I saw this huge horse on the side of the road!"

Guy 2 "Next time do you mind telling me before you story hop. "
by Jackson H. June 19, 2008
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Story Musgrave

(Before continuing below, please note that, YES, this is REAL, and NO, this is NOT made up).

The greatest human being of the 20th century.

Apart from being a six-time space shuttle voyager (the only one...ever), and flying 17,700 hours in 160 different types of military and civilian aircraft, of which 7,500 hours were jets, he's also a decorated marine who served in Korea, Japan, and Hawaii and later as an instrument technician, an aviation electrician, and an aircraft crew chief. Being an accomplished parachutist, he's also made more than 800 free-falls (over 100 which were purely experimental).

On top of this, Story Musgrave was also a mathematician, a chemist, an artist, who had an MBA in operations analysis and computer programming, an MFA in literature, and was also a heart surgeon and National Heart Institute Fellow. He was also a a professor of physiology and biophysics who authored twenty five scientific papers in the areas of aerospace medicine and physiology, temperature regulation, exercise physiology, and clinical surgery. Oh, and by the way, he also designed over 300 tools for the Hubble Telescope, AND the space suit that astronauts use for space walks.

In his spare time he is a public speaker, a landscape architect, and a consultant to both Disney's Imagineering group and Applied Minds in California. I would have included all of his life's accomplishments but it would have taken me many centuries to document, so here's just a small glimpse.
I can't believe that when you ask young people who they look up to these days, they throw out names like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus instead of Story freakin' Musgrave.

It's disgusting how more people care about a celebrity's sexuality, than Story Musgrave's opinion on the castration of the space program.
by Force Arches May 3, 2014
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story time?

A saying that a person with absolutely no life or humor, or loving parents, says in tiktok comments.
by mikeoxhuge March 30, 2022
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