British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.

Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!

by MattyGsteen May 19, 2016

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

strambrusent

Strambrusent is a handy alternative to words such as cool, good, nice, adequate, alright, ok and groovy.

'I was on my way to the shop and I saw a bright orange cow, dude it was totally strambrusent'

by John - Edible Delicious Scone February 3, 2009

steambadger

A Steambadger is when ever you're riding a cadaver in reverse cowgirl so good that you start gnawing the toes and shit up the chest of the body.

The mortician's wife was infamous for her steambadgery.

by Savage Boner September 24, 2016

Steamboat

While suffering from acute flatulence, stick your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

After eating Chipotle for dinner I had such bad gas I gave my girlfriend the steamboat last night.

by KingCox February 5, 2006

New Jersey Steambath

When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.

Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.

by Grindsplatter May 9, 2008

Steamboat

When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).

After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.

by Gullywood Productions November 27, 2014