sprinkle happy 

1. When someone puts way too many sprinkles on a pastry be it a Pop-Tart, a cupcake, or a piece of cake.

2. When you get a little too happy while you're pissing and end up jerking off.

1. Man she went a little sprinkle happy with these cupcakes.

2. I woke up and when I went to the bathroom I got a little sprinkle happy.

sprinkle happy by kywil April 26, 2008

sprinkle of lesbians

A small group or gathering of lesbians. Like a 'murder of crows'.

Kyle - "I think every sport has at least a sprinkle of lesbians"

sprinkle of lesbians by LowAmmo April 6, 2017

Sprinkle puff 

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

Sprinkle puff by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017

Sprinkle dinkle 

You buy 100 sprinkles and put it on your penis

Albert-Yo what did you do last night
James-just the sprinkle dinkle

Albert-your autistic

Sprinkle dinkle by Gay spaz August 12, 2020

Sprinkle Bitch 

The bitch who so sweet and so colorful that she gets around and added to every ice cream cone. One who does not have a preference to the cone and only makes it taste all that more sweet. A bitch with the taste of sugar and a uncanny ability to be distributed in phallic capacities.

“She sucked you too, she a classic sprinkle bitch”

Sprinkle Bitch by Jewbait September 4, 2021

Sprinkle Tinkler 

A method of identifying Soy Boys; in reference to their propensity to sit when they pee.

"You know Jim? Man he's such a Sprinkle Tinkler"

Sprinkle Tinkler by Dat Matt April 8, 2022

sprinkle my shoes

British term for men who are urinating. But when you're peeing it's bouncing off the urinal and glancing off your feet hence the term....

After having a few beers I've got to sprinkle my shoes

sprinkle my shoes by Sportsmedia September 1, 2022