too nice to soil

a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!

she/he was looking too nice to soil!

no human is too nice looking to soil!!

it was too nice looking to soil!

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

bake some soil

When one partner poops in the oven (for 12 minutes on broil), the other partner uses the charcoal dung to manually pleasure themselves.

Shane, fire up the oven, I'm about to bake some soil!

by Gingy12121212 July 8, 2011

pick you up by the soil

to take someone's virginity in a gentle manner; gentle sex.

"You're a delicate flower, so I'm going to pick you up by the soil."

by aclockworksam March 28, 2010

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

force soil

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

children of the soil

1. Politcally correct term for redneck or hillbilly.

That guy's a redneck!

I think they prefer to be called "children of the soil".

by arkansan November 10, 2004

blood and soil

Blood and Soil refers to a racist ideology that focuses on ethnicity based on two factors, descent through blood and territory.

Origin: German Nazi Party

Used by mentally unstable, inbred, racially insecure, and culturally deluded American parasites, who engage in LARPING in their spare time with nifty little homemade shields, and exotic Tiki torches purchased at IKEA.

"those racists are all about blood and soil"

"Blood and Soil is a Nazi thing"

by InquisitorSupreme August 12, 2017