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Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
by TonyTVR July 28, 2008
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no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017
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Jello Shots

Jello shots are cups or cubes of alcoholic jelly made with flavored gelatin mix and some type of hard liquor.
Good thing we can't taste the Everclear in these Jello Shots under all that sugar...*crash*
by Andrew el Conquistador April 11, 2006
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snot trench

The middle portion of the area located between the nose and upper lip
Some people have a very prominent snot trench
by Mrs. E. Hooterton March 24, 2014
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Cadbury Shots

'Scrumptious Cadbury milk chocolate, wrapped in a crispy shell'

1. Taste bloody lovely
2. Thin crispy chocolate on the outside and soft chocolate on the inside.

Some say they taste like minstrels, but instead of the disk shape, shots are ball shaped.
Person A: I see you have a pack Cadbury Shots.

Person B: Yeah, want some?

Person A: Sure !!

Person B: Oh my god there so nice!!
by CraynosX5 August 8, 2009
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Cooch Snot

Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot
EW! You got cooch snot all over my balls!
by TitterDee March 31, 2010
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send shots

verb. to insult, to act aggressively toward; literally, to direct gunfire at someone, but figuratively, any offensive action.
Yo son you send shots my way?
by JoseGrosvenor June 10, 2011
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