Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

stab and snore

Having sex then immediately falling asleep. Usually performed by a man.

Bob did the old stab and snore again last night

by Momanatrix January 15, 2018

snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

snore-dog

term used to describe clothing that is boring, drab, communistic.
Without detail or character
plain

That D.A.R.E shirt is a little snore-dog.

by John Craig May 6, 2006

snore snacks

A term to describe an activity that is boring.

Chuck: "Yeah, I'm studying."
Mouna: "aw, snore snacks!"

by 00Zero00 December 25, 2008

Snore-talker

An unhealthy breathing/panting pattern bellowing out of an overweight person or animal.

There are alot of snore-talkers, at fat camp.

by Nathonzo September 21, 2010

Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005