Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Get the One Eyed Smootcher mug.Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.
by somenerdonline July 18, 2010
Get the Smoochy Dreamer mug.The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
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It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”
It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”
by D Thang March 23, 2021
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Get the smook mug.A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank June 8, 2011
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The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.
The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.
by gregolego May 3, 2020
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