Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006

smoochy boochies

to reefer to ganja, weed, grass, green greens, or any other slang name for marijuana

Guy 1: Hey man i got those smoochy boochies
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah
Confused Girl: Wahhhhht?

by J.P Jayperson June 29, 2010

Loubie Smooch

A special kind of kiss which involves rolling your partner over and kissing one of their bum cheeks then giving it a little playful bite. Guaranteed to suprise your partner!

"I gave her a lovely long loubie smooch"

by Groovy October 11, 2003

wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

Smooch

The act of kissing. Implying a playful and sometimes wet kiss, although it's usually without tongue.

Given by married couples to each other in the morning, before they leave for work.

I gave my hubby a smooch and we went to work.

by HeavyKitty February 20, 2011