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SBFF

Daina may be your BFF, but I'm your SBFF
by Jimbolaius November 24, 2011
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Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.
Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.
by Meddi January 20, 2009
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Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.
I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over
by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008
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smiffler

**Almighty

Known for smiling through tears -Hence the nickname "smiffler" --Smiling/Sniffling
The Ghost boy was Smiffling when his best Friend made a FOOl out of herself He then be came the Almighty Smiffler
by Ghost boy June 12, 2016
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Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.
"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."
by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022
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Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
by Mahabarat March 10, 2010
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smeffy

A small ugly meffy person.
by partric pants July 4, 2007
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