Skeemin' on cheeks

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.

Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?

by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009

Skumfuck

The type of greasy animal that hangs out under an overpass to smoke butts and beatoff.

"Look at all those skumfucks man, I heard one of them dropped out of school to deal mids"

by Blackboy69 December 1, 2011

Skem

A former mining village in west Lancashire. Sometime during the 60s the village was flattened and replaced with a series of huge apocalyptic like council estates with hardly any roads leading in or out of them. Complete with dozens of grim underground subways miles of footpaths and a slightly surreal and dilapidated shopping centre known locally as the conny, skem is without doubt one of the weirdest places in Britain. Oh by the way there's no train station either, just thousands of taxis because no one drives.

Skem? That's one fucking shithole that.

You live in Skem? Fuckin ell laa heavy that!

by Skem bippo December 24, 2018

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude

You are a skump weasle!

by Seles April 24, 2011

Skurman Cycle

The reboot cycle on a public vending machine that clears stucks products. Can be forced by unplugging the machine.

Yeah, my diet coke got stuck in the machine so I pulled the power plug and forced it into a Skurman cycle. It spat that can right out.

by vendomatic June 3, 2011

suematsu

Younger shister, aye

A Suematsu is a Lytton High thing. Only a very few are lucky and able to replicate his voice

by The fresh Prince May 1, 2014