Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

Shofu

A guy that used to play Naruto games on his channel.

Man that Shofu is back at it again huh.

by Poltergeist 3000 December 26, 2018

Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009

Shofar

A person who is hired to drive another person around.

My shofar will pull around to pick me up.

by Clark's cinnamon pizza September 20, 2022

shofer

slang for "fo sho". purnounced just like a chauffeur

dude - "yoyo, you got dim pills?!"
dudette - "dude, shofer"

by animal life June 2, 2007

shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

shofly

wonID hacks! 66 like no other.

Ksharp = 1335
ShoFly = 66

by Zdan! July 16, 2003