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selfservative

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"
"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."
by syd jesus May 24, 2009
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best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY
by finsterwald March 29, 2023
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Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.
Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"
by Aiexxx January 5, 2009
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sellotrap

The game of Sellotrap (tm) is where stationery and boredom collide.
When a co-worker leaves their desk unattended, it is your job to set up a sticky spider's web of sellotape to ensnare your colleague upon their return. Ideally the web should be almost invisible to the naked eye, although a common way to make the sellotrap work is via distraction. The veteran sellotrap player may use tactics such as alluring screensavers or desktop backgrounds to divert the trapee's attention. WARNING - it is best to keep sellotraps above knee level (especially tripwire sellotraps) in order to avoid injury, death or unwanted lawsuits due to trippage.
Mr Butler: I say, there appears to be something stuck to the top of my balding pate!
Mr McDowall: What splendid fun, my sellotrap hijinks have worked a treat!
Ms Hobbs: You chaps had better get back to work lest your backsides meet my beating stick at speed.
by AlvinSimonTheodore January 6, 2008
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mainstream sellout

The sixth official studio album by machine gun Kelly
by Jaydubhs March 7, 2022
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Selling

When playing the gameNBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.
You’re selling dude.
You air balled
by Sell god March 9, 2019
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sell out

Anyone who sacrifices artistic integrity in an effort to become more successful or popular (generally in music); someone who forgets their roots.
by Sean Piece August 3, 2003
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