by Bull3t Th3ory October 20, 2007
A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".
A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
by MyNameIsZura October 30, 2011
Guy 1: Yo, that hooch was such a slut. I gave her a sprinkled donut last night.
Guy 2: Damn, she's scurvy as all get out.
Guy 1: Chea.
Guy 2: Damn, she's scurvy as all get out.
Guy 1: Chea.
by Mark N' Paul (Best Buds) October 09, 2006
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.
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