by Bull3t Th3ory November 6, 2007

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".
A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011

Guy 1: Yo, that hooch was such a slut. I gave her a sprinkled donut last night.
Guy 2: Damn, she's scurvy as all get out.
Guy 1: Chea.
Guy 2: Damn, she's scurvy as all get out.
Guy 1: Chea.
by Mark N' Paul (Best Buds) October 9, 2006

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

by Elusive_Firestorm August 12, 2019

A word for something that's way cooler than just cool, or say if someone says something funny as shit just say that shit was scurvy.
Combine this word with sturdy and smelly for maximum effectiveness.
Combine this word with sturdy and smelly for maximum effectiveness.
by ScurvyAssDude March 22, 2022

by aliensrcool January 3, 2017
