Scotch Tape

A really good idea, deserves credit.

Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin

by Gage - o November 2, 2008

scotch plains

Scotch Plains is a town neighboring Westfield.
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities

Scotch Plains is ten times better than any neighboring town

by Mary June February 23, 2008

Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

"I scotch egged her"

by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012

Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to your woman.

I feel so scotch plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.

by Schatz June 25, 2007

Scotch Mint

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.

Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"

by Thisisawkard October 11, 2014

Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

Scotch Boy

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.

Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"

by El Ladsy January 9, 2009