Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022

Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

Daniel Sampsons

A nickname for chalont white heads. Basicly the opps of nonchalant dread heads 😬

yo watch out its the Daniel Sampsons

by NoodleLord February 10, 2025

chucky fraser sampson

he is the least funny guy in the world you will hate him the moment you see him you will regret it if you become his girlfriend

girl 1: man chucky sucks
girl 2: what hapend this time
girl 1:he just sucks in bed that's all
girl 2: thats what you get for having chucky fraser sampson as a boyfriend

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017