Sock Rule

If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action

Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”

by AgLet- August 15, 2019

First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.

Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.

by Oz101010101001010 December 16, 2008

cokefest rule

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile

"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"

by remnant_cokefest March 18, 2013

Rule Bender in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.

Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Rule 12

Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say...

Follow rule 12

by AdriMDT December 27, 2022

All Availability Rule

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Rule 34

A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."

by suburbandictionary August 29, 2013