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2 percent rule

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it
He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control
by Valj December 14, 2011
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The 3some plus rule

Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.
The 3some plus rule

While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.

Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.

In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 4, 2009
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Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.
Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.
by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013
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Peer Pressure Rule

this rule stipulates that if 3 different people tell you to do something within a 1-hour period, you must do it.

rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.
#1: Todd, chug this beer.

Todd: No

#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: No

#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: hell no

#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.

Todd: damn.
by ucsd triton eye 123 November 12, 2009
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The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place
Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies
by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017
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Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
by Traitorcz May 5, 2008
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Post/Zip Code Rule

if your first girlfriend or boyfriend is in another post code or zip code then you can date another person in your same post/zip code
If your First girlfriend is in Brisbane and your in Sydney then you are able to go out with someone in your same post/zip Code or city without feeling bad. Known as the Post/Zip Code Rule
by Jack and Jill12 May 7, 2010
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