Righteous Nig

Said usually when at a loss for words to describe the sighting of a black person (usually male) who possesses indescribably awesome attributes or qualities such as wearing a cool hat, keepin' a ho in line, beatin' down the white oppressors or just generally being ghetto and black.
Some popular Righteous Nigs include -
Samuel L Jackson
Laurence Fishburne
Tupac
Snoop
Dre
That Black Guy That Plays Drums For Jason Mraz

Note: Can also be adapted to suit the user's mood - Righteous Nog, Righteous Negro, Righteous Niglett/Noglett (in the case of younger Righteous Nigs), Righteous Blacker, Righteous Nig Nog Nag (in case of truly awe-inspiring negro qualities warranting the use of the highest negro compliment).

Guy 1 - *Oh wow, fuck yeah.*
Guy 2 - *What?*
Guy 1 - *You seen this awesome negro dancin'?*
Guy 2 - *Yeah he's truly amazing.*
Guy 1 - *A righteous nig indeed.* (Satisfied smile)

Or

Guy 1 - *That Morgan Freeman he's so cool, ya know just the way he smiles an' shit just so awe-inspiring, a truly Righteous Nig*
Guy 2 - *And the fact that he's in EVERY FILM EVER MADE. Righteous or what?*
(Synchronised satisfied smile)

by YouDroppedYourGayCard October 17, 2009

rightever

To show support and displacement at the same time.

To combine "Right On!" and "Whatever"

They: "Hey man, I won tickets to the concert, and I'm taking my girlfriend"

You: "Rightever"

by Ty Paige November 15, 2004

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008

Righteous Indigestion

The act of being so mad at someone else for something stupid that they've done that you feel physically ill.

Girl 1: Wow, your boyfriend cheated on you?

Girl 2: Yea, we're going to talk about it later today. I'm just so mad, I've been filled with righteous indigestion all day.

by SecondSabre July 2, 2009

rightdoing (n)

Rightdoing (n) an ethos as much as a way of life, rightdoing extends to one's political, social and familial spheres.

Rightdoing is not rising above others at their expense, it is an honest day's work, and a clear conscience at dinner time.
Rightdoing is a civic and social responsibility. It is using one's resources to help others, giving others a hand-up if they need it.
Rightdoing is raising one's children in an environment of optimism, affirmation and validation. People in greater society are treated in a similar way.
Rightdoing is working to feed one's family, and being moderate in one's addictions.
Rightdoing is living according to the philosophy of the nowist and Nowism: using the most positive from the present and thereby improving the possible future for ourselves and the lives around us.
Rightdoing is not bursting people's bubbles, splitting hairs and generally arguing just for the sake of it. Rightdoing leaves people to their various illusions, where they are happier.
Rightdoing is being tactful, is about respect for one's parents, and keeping family life harmonious.

Rightdoing is pure good. There can be no negativity or selfishness involved.
Otherwise, one is involved in wrongdoing.

Drew is such a joy to be around! His whole attitude towards his fellow human beings and his life is one of rightdoing (n).

by Andybrew April 14, 2010

righteousfully

Awesome, Amzo, full of righteous, sencere

I am righteousfully sorry.
That movie was righteousfully awesome.

by GEE1527 December 21, 2010

Rightest

When your righter than everyone else.

I'm the rightest person here.

by Penis beanie overlord January 30, 2017