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laxy ragging

rogering a chick when she is on her rag, having previously taken a ridiculously large amount of laxatives. hence creating a pretty messy situation. CAUTION:-HIGH HIV/AIDS RISK.
dude, last night i was giving this chick a laxy ragging, it got so messy i cant get the stains out my sheets, i don't know how im gonna explain it to my mum, and to top it all off it turns out we both have aids.
by daaave pelzer August 26, 2007
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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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men in the rigging

navel,
Small tagnuts trapped in the hairs of sailers` arses.
'Six months since leaving Tahiti and no sign of land. We ate the last of the breadfruit weeks ago. Water and toilet paper strictly rationed. Crew growing restless, complaining of scrofulo,scurvy and men in the rigging, Lord help us. `(from 'The Diary of Fletcher Christian',1789.
by Dock3r August 28, 2006
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ruggin

dry humping a girl in a painfull matter. usually causing discomfort or rash
Dave and Kate were ruggin hardcore last night, now he cant sleep on his stomach. :.(
by Justin Fuentes December 9, 2008
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Ringing the taco bell

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
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Faze rugging

Bro I got a girl

Stop faze rugging bro
by wrorty January 9, 2022
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Reggin

The word nigger backwards used in a situation when blacks are present.
While sitting in KFC we told Ted and Justin to quit acting like such Reggins and stop trying to steal ourchicken.
by Ur a Canadian December 22, 2008
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