The best fucking person to exist? Like BRUH. HOW IS HIS ART SO COOL? He's tall as hell though, but that just means he can pick me up n shit like a tiny little baby.
by k.kat.ung August 1, 2020

'plop'
'totally rhombus'
'ROFL'
'totally rhombus'
'ROFL'
by babnanyas February 23, 2009

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction
Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.
Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus
Derek: You already had my dad
Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus
Derek: You already had my dad
by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

It’s the same as “Dayum, lemme see that piece of cake!” If someone asks this… run. Just run. Ru-FCKING RU-
by GYATEBAYOOO July 21, 2024

by Rhombus Fucker February 24, 2017

by That RHOMBUS guy June 22, 2016
