realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

Rebolical

They is rebolical

They are rebolical

by anonymous February 27, 2021

Retardical

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.

This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.

by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022

rhytorical

A person who believes:
"Without training... they lacked knowledge
Without knowledge... they lacked confidence
Without confidence... they. lacked. victory."

Man: "That guy is rhytorical!"

by relinqu November 29, 2022

Rhetorical Statement

Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation.

Bob: My girlfriend just dumped me for a man-whore
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!

by iIsChIlLiN May 30, 2009

Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".

When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call

by Mattaldinho December 13, 2010

Rhetorical Rant

1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.

2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.

Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!

Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.

Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!

by JD-Lump May 26, 2010