semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).

Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!

by Chad, Master of all that is chodeful April 2, 2003

receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.

Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.

Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.

by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011

rethpekt

Someone with a lisp who has difficulty saying "respect" will say "rethpekt" respect

"Rethpekt blud!"

by Stoned on Sesame Street October 6, 2003

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

by Clint G April 4, 2006

Thesauratical Rerepresentation

1.A synonym for a real word, created either by mistake or on purpose, that doesn't exist in the English language. While bastardizing the English language, the words created sound like they could be in fact real words, but cannot be found, unless created.

2. Words being changed by type, such as nouns into verbs, and nouns into adjectives, and vice-versa. Can also be know as nouning.

Thesauratical Rerepresentation
1. The hidiousy (amount of hidious) of that girl made doing her impossible.

2. "Packing that moving van was hard, but I managed to 'Tetris' everything into it."

by BobtheHuman July 8, 2012