Wow I have such retardism rn
by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
Get the Retardism mug.An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007
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Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.
Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.
by Yevil23 February 26, 2011
Get the Retardimistic mug.anyone who is middle class to low income that votes republican. who truly believes that just because they think they are better than everyone else, it puts them in the the upper class tax bracket. someone who has too much pride to take food stamps to feed their 3 kids that are starving. but isnt ashamed to take donations from a church, therefore living off sympathy.
joe: hey david, why dont you vote for something that could possibly benefit people like you and me.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.
by runn141 May 13, 2009
Get the retardican mug.A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama
Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!
by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009
Get the retardican mug.Republicans in general but especially the ones that voted 4 W. both times, don't believe in evolution, and do believe the world is only 6,000 years old
Sarah Palin is a Total Retardican
by Belial7809 December 28, 2008
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