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by Fruitfly April 13, 2014
Get the What the fuck did I just read? mug.Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.
Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!
(New semester)
Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!
(New semester)
Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
by Aihc August 30, 2013
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by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018
Get the I cant read mug.A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
Get the getcha popcorn ready mug.A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.
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