Operation Resume Storm

Named after 1991's Operation Desert Storm, the invasion of Iraq during the First Gulf War. Refers to a job seeker's decision, especially during a recession year, to print off and mail out dozens or hundreds of resumes in hopes that some employer will offer him an interview. Usually unsuccessful.

Graduation's only a few months away and if I don't get a job I'll have to move back home. It's about time to mount Operation Resume Storm!

by Schmuck2012 December 11, 2009

show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS

Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.

John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!

by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010

work on my resume

to hook up, get laid, usually with one night stands, NSA sex, or tricks.

Damn! I'm so horny. I think I am gonna work on my resume.

I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar.

by hungphd8 January 16, 2010

resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.

John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.

by LA Star November 18, 2020

Resumeing

Contorting words and phrases to your own will with the express goal of looking sweet in the eyes of recruiters

I was straight up resumeing that drug deal to look good

by LeiLes June 3, 2025

Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018