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Repainted

A texture pack that replaces all of the textures with random memes.
this repainted sucks, they didn't even replace more than half the textures
by evil poob September 10, 2022
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pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.
by MattFP July 15, 2005
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dildo repairman

an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.
Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh
by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006
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iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.
by iphone repair man May 18, 2011
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Wyotech-Approved Repair

Any repair that is deemed unsafe by normal, sane people but will give you a passing grade at Wyotech.
Using Body Filler to build a new Quarter Panel is a Wyotech-Approved Repair.
by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011
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stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.
Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.
by cougar744316 May 24, 2011
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Resaid

"Gurl..me and my boo went to bed mad last night..and we had resaid".
by Lil Shawty June 11, 2006
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