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crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009
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blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,
Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017
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reploid

Short for Replicated Android. Reploids are robots built based on Mega Man X's designs by Dr.Cain. (please refer to Zero and Mega Man X) Like X, they have complete free will. However, thanks to the virus and free will itself, we have Mavericks

This is the english spelling of repiliroid
Reploids have choice, they can choose to serve humans or go against them.
by Yin Lung Huang January 9, 2005
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lab report

1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.

2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.

3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.

4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.
Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.
by chemmajor June 11, 2012
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reckon

V. To believe.
V. To contend with, to compete against.
"I reckon that there are twenty four hours in a day. Anyone think I'm wrong?"

"The man was quite a force to be reckoned with, as he had many good friends in the business."
by Iskar March 29, 2004
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repo-artisan

the term and/or description artist Carella Ross has used to describe his painting technique & the manner in which he assembles material as well as mixes media
Carella Ross is a repo-artisan (actually THE repo-artisan since it's straight from his own personal lexicon)
by Janet Alexia September 10, 2009
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