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Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
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Relentless Optimist

A term that employs irrational joy and hope in near dire situations despite all definable logic. Usually those employing such feelings find that situations work out in the end by twisting their logic to fit their needs.

Usually those who are a Relentless Optimist, are stubborn, high energy, positive, and every so often annoying, but always eager to keep going and do what they feel is the right thing.
Despite not getting into NYU, the Relentless Optimist believed that he would go where was right for him.
by Relentless Optimist November 10, 2010
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Starcraft 2 Release Date

A date of legend. It is usually used to describe a date that will never happen in our, or several lifetimes. A suitable replacement for the common phrase "when pigs fly".
Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"

Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
by Master_of_Idioms January 27, 2009
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relena peacecraft

Female character from the popular Japanese animation TV series-- Gundam Wing. (1995)

Relena is the pampered adoptive daughter of an Earth Alliance minister, and the undisputed Queen-Bee of her upper-class private school. However, she yearns for something more in her well-ordered life, and her chance encounter with Gundam pilot Heero Yuy soon provides exactly the kind of excitement she'd been longing - plus an element of dangerous flirtation. This encounter takes Relena down a path that would ultimately lead to her discovering her true identity and becoming a World leader after ressurecting her lost homeland. Relena strives for a peaceful world throught the series, contantly maintaining her pacifist philosophy for complete world unification and the abolition of all weapons. She is one of the strongest yet simplist characters from Gundam Wing. Her hated reputation is spawned from the fact she is enamoured of Heero Yuy, who is constantly confused about how he feels towards her. This fascination is often interpreted as obsession, and so Relena's good deeds and overall importance as a main character is often overlooked.

Example of this ridiculous malice towards Relena's character is as follows...
Hater1: "OMG Relena is so gay she has a pink limo."
Hater2: "Shes always stalking Heero too."
Hater1: "Heero so OBVIOUSLY loves Duo Maxwell. Relena is a whore!"
Hater2: "OMFG, I know! stupid whore!"
Hater1: "LOLOL Shes a stalking, pink loving whore."
Hater2: "LOL Girl, you know it. I know! Lets go have Heero/Duo sexual fantasies!"
Hater1: "HELL YEAH!"
by Azel December 7, 2003
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Relena

A misunderstood and vital character in the anime series "Gundam Wing". Has an undeservedly bad reputation as a bitch among fans who think that her initial appearances define her character, as well as receiving criticism for her commitment to pacifism. In reality, she is one of the most important characters in the series, because her views give the people of Earth and the colonies hope, while scaring the crap out of the Romefeller Foundation, the main antagonists of the series. She is also noted for her (possibly) romantic relationship with Heero Yuy, the pilot of Gundam 01. Many people who watch the series note that the two characters rely on each other for strength, leading to speculation of a romantic relationship, and also helps give him a human side. She is also criticized for being a stalker, when in fact, she only follows Heero twice: once to make sure he didn't do anything stupid (he was planning on blowing up his Gundam) and again when he transferred to another school. Many people see her as a brat, but over the course of the series, she grows from a stereotypical rich girl to someone who would be willing to die for her beliefs.
Why the hell do people hate Relena? She's not that bad!
by BigD87 September 25, 2008
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relebogile

Relebogile is a girl that is very bubbly,she's talkative and she loves socializing. She's a hard worker and never gives up. She has a bombass personality and she's a entertainer for life! She falls hard and whatever she does, she does it with passion and effort and she gives her all in everything she does. Relebogile is a setwana word for 'We thank you '
Relebogile, you're such an life saver
by QueenLqueen January 26, 2020
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