Red Sox Fans

Red Sox fans are the most pathetic, whiny, and horrible pieces of shit on the planet Earth. You assholes finally got your World Series, AND YOU ARE STILL WHINY!!! YOU CUNTS CAN NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN! These cum guzzling gutter sluts probably don't realize they have become exactly what they hate!! They ARE the Yankees now! They think the world revolves around their team and the team is God's gift to their lives. They buy every single big name free agent (Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Pedro, etc.), and they are hypochondriacs on the highest level, and are twice as cocky and arrogant as Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans don't make death threats to someone who wears a Sox jersey on the streets of Manhattan. Shit man, the Cubs and White Sox waited longer than you assholes. The White Sox deserved to win last year. The Cubs deserve it more because they are at least pleasant to be around. Babe, Bucky, Buckner, Boone. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE RUINED YOUR LIVES PSYCHOS!!! And you wonder why Buckner stiffed you assholes at the ring ceremony. You can have that fat fuck (Ortiz), you can have shitlocks (Manny), you can have the Bush loving redneck asshole (Schilling), you can have Varidickless, and you can have Papelshit. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP THREATNING ME AND MY FAMILY for rooting for the Yankees you pieces of shit. That's it, That's my statement!!!!

Aaron Boone. Game 7. Walk-off home run. Greatest moment in baseball history. FOX shows Pedro, Nixon, and Red Sox fans in Yankee Stadium crying. 'Nuff said.

by MTS July 15, 2006

Boston Red Sox

only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.

The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.

by Brian Jaz August 29, 2005

red sox

socks that can be bought in Duane reade for 2 dollars. They are red and they are socks. Go figure.

I want to buy a pair of red sox

by Tazarus June 21, 2005

Boston Red Sox

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

by baseball guru April 12, 2006

red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox

the red sox won the world series

by mike December 7, 2004

red sox fan

1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.

2) Usually confused with moron.

3) Talks with annoying gay accent.

4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.

e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan

"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"

synonyms with gay faggot sucks

by JOAShbacon July 22, 2012

Redbox

A female who is used for one night and returned the next day, similar to renting a $1 DVD from Redbox.

"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Yeah"

"Are you gonna keep hittin' that?"

"Nah, she was just a Redbox"

by Kingtaaka November 10, 2009